Tivollepsy

What is Tivollepsy?

This happens when you are watching a Tivo (DVR) recorded show and you forget to fast forward the commercials.

People with a chronic case of this are Tivoleptics.

(Created by Joe Stapleton on "The Two Jacks in the Hole" radio program)

It took me the full hour to watch America's Top Model last night because I had Tivollepsy.

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