What is Tjomgs?
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Tjomgs (Pronounced Taj-ahm-guz), NOUN: Two spherical organs located between the legs and below the pelvis cradled by a skin-sack.
(If you want to get away with using the term "bawls" in public, this is the word for you.)
If you don't leave RIGHT NOW, I'll be forced to kick you in the Tjomgs.
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