What is Tmd Tucker Max Drunk?
1.
The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.
After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.
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2.
Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.
We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.
3.
A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.
You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.