To Fill The Moat

What is To Fill The Moat?

To urinate against a fence/wall/tree or simply directly on to the floor between 5 and 10 paces of one's living quarters.

Primarily used at campsites by males.

Male 1: Gentlemen, I must now depart to fill the moat, ready a beer for my return.

Male 2: Dude the bogs are just around the corner, cut that shit out.

*Male 1 backhands Male 2 for not honouring his god given right to urinate wherever the fuck he pleases. Also for being a faggot*

See masculinity, male, camping

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