To Matt Oneself

What is To Matt Oneself?

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'

'Dude'

Russelldust

1. semen. also known as jizz, spunk. who was wanking in my room? there's russelldust all over the carpet See spunk, jizz, semen, lov..

Fo'realdohhuh

1. Commonly used in the south as an affirmation of a known fact. A culmination of the two common phrases "fo' real though?"..

Jack Coff

1. A crank name, similar to Ben Dover and Pat McGroin. Sounds like "Jack-off" if said correctly. Heya. Ben Dover, Pat McGroin an..

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