To Matt Oneself

What is To Matt Oneself?

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'

'Dude'

Box Wine

1. Low-budget wine, sold in a cardboard box. A staple of office parties and cheap fund-raisers. "Get a plastic cup, I brought a whol..

Jollers

1. hilarious; funny; unexplainably wierd or cutsie. 1. Dude, that movie with the dike and the soccor players was jollers. 2. Jollers! Th..

Elaphantory

1. Elaphantory is a way of saying someone is a numnut or a complete an utter dumbass. Could also described the word as calling someone an i..

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