To Matt Oneself

What is To Matt Oneself?

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'

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The Beirut Trick

1. A very effective way to pick up the ladies, most oftenly used in college. This is how you do it: 1) Become the world's greatest b..

Ectoplasmosis

1. 1. Technically, the viscous progeny of medium ectoplasm and the mind-controlling brain parasite, aborted from the belly of an octobee. V..

W.i.b

1. Pronounced "Wib". Acronym for Woman In Boots Although the plural would be "Women In Boots" one would say "WIB..

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