To Matt Oneself

What is To Matt Oneself?

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'

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Hot Karlin'

1. 1- Grab tube sock 2- pull down pants 3- shit in sock 4- swing it above your head 5- slay your enemys Last night when shane was asle..

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1. a person of high annoyance, and low intelligence. My brother is a fuckin' 3k jay! See retard, stupid, fucka, loser, bitch..

Krunk Tubist

1. A tuba player that can play really well and nows how to dance and get down at the football games while playing, see krunkerdunkerkrucial..

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