To Matt Oneself

What is To Matt Oneself?

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'

'Dude'

Well, Then. We Sail Without Him!

1. Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..

Kt Tunstall

1. A scottish folk singer/songwriter who released her debut album 'eye to the telescope' in february of 2005. She is a rising new..

Garick

1. A sexual position in which one takes a gerbil and shoves it up their ass. Doggy style is nothing... ever trying it GARICK STYLE?! 2. ..

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