To Matt Oneself

What is To Matt Oneself?

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'

'Dude'

W.e.b.

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..

Zero Day

1. ZERO DAY was the code-word that two students used to describe the assault they planned for over a year, and which they finally executed ..

Rotussin

1. a female that looks like a well-sesoned rotisserie turkey Damn! that girl got rotussin ass. See Jameka..

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