To Matt Oneself

What is To Matt Oneself?

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'

'Dude'

Ejokeulate

1. ejokeulate is what happens when something soooo funny happens that you either can't stop laughing, wet yourself or have an orgasm. ..

Queezies

1. Crossed fingers that instantly make you immune to being tagged in games like Off Ground Touch, Forty-Forty, Cops and Robbers, Stuck in t..

Quarfing

1. When a female or transvestite queefs and farts at the same time while shouting a black celebrities name. BERNIE MAC! STOP QUARFING! or ..

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