To Matt Oneself

What is To Matt Oneself?

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'

'Dude'

Shlong Dong

1. what women want. Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs. See dong, shlong, cack, wan..

Flirking

1. A substitute for "fucking" I don't flirking vare!..

Douchecrate

1. A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate. For example; visual kei kaoru:..

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