To Matt Oneself

What is To Matt Oneself?

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'

'Dude'

Ze Mony Makr

1. A pwner of balls on Runescape. Ze Mony Makr is such a dick! He owned me again! See runescape, pwner, ownage, dick, sstm..

Sista V

1. a girl that is the coolest, most fly girl at a law school. a girl who is the sista of a brotha from a different motha. a girl who gets..

Flash-eyed

1. when a person experiences temporary blindness due to eye exposure to too many camera flashes. frequently experienced at shows in the da..

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