To Matt Oneself

What is To Matt Oneself?

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'

'Dude'

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Sack-a-poopie

1. Usually this happens when you can't make it to the bathroom in time and the poopie makes in your pants, this is squished into a bal..

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