To Matt Oneself

What is To Matt Oneself?

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'

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Enlighted

1. The state of spiritual enlightenment achieved thru blinky lights See enlighted..

Klondike Kornhole

1. After an Alaskan Pipeline you take the condom and squeeze out the contents into your partners anus then proceed to have anal sex with th..

Going To The Doctors

1. a secretive term for smoking weed. Hey dude i cant wait till we are going to the doctors after school its going to be sick! See weed, ..

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