To Wake Up

What is To Wake Up?


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When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.

Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?

Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.


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