To Wake Up

What is To Wake Up?


1.

When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.

Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?

Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.


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