What is To Wake Up?
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When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.
Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?
Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.
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What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfrien..
