Toaly Clippers

What is Toaly Clippers?

Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.

One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?"

"Oh aye, right up toaly clippers!"

For best effect must be said in an Orkney Islands accent.

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