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A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.
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A large wooden chest completely filled with a lifetimes worth of one mans semen. A long and lengthy process that takes dedication, howev..
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To make a slit or insision on ones body and insert ones penis either flaccid or errect to gain sexual enlightenment or stimulation. Comm..
