Tockage

What is Tockage?

The effect caused by Scallys/Chavs tucking their pants into their socks to look "cool"

"AAAAAAHHHHHH MATE! Proper tockage on da go!"

"Look at the state of that lad with his stupid tockage! Does he think he looks good?!"

Jell Pen

1. A pen that is usually a fun, out of the ordinary pen color. They are wet when you first write with them but once the ink dries they are ..

Quantities

1. The LARGEST parts of a large lady - usually her BUTTOCKS. Much to the discomfort of neighbouring passengers, Hermione found that the li..

London Fog Horn

1. When a woman is preforming the art of "salad tossing" and one's self relieves himself by releasing an excrament of his ow..

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