Toilet Cobra

What is Toilet Cobra?

When you take a dump so big it rests on the toilet bowl like a cobra.

"Dude I'm not gonna take a dump in there, there is a Toilet Cobra in there ready to strike."

See turd, shit, poo, doo doo

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