What is Toilet Muffin?
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A toilet muffin occurs when the toilet users ass exceeds twice the diameter of the toilet seat and the ass cheeks hang over the side like a muffin.
Bob: Cathy, how can you tell where your pee is going?
Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.
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The opposite of sex (i.e. World of Warcraft).
John: Hey dude, did you have teh sex on the weekend?
Melvin: No, I had opposite sex.
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