Toilet Muffin

What is Toilet Muffin?


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A toilet muffin occurs when the toilet users ass exceeds twice the diameter of the toilet seat and the ass cheeks hang over the side like a muffin.

Bob: Cathy, how can you tell where your pee is going?

Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.

See huge ass, muffin top, folds, toilet, shitter, fat ass, fat, ass


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