What is Toilet Muffin?
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A toilet muffin occurs when the toilet users ass exceeds twice the diameter of the toilet seat and the ass cheeks hang over the side like a muffin.
Bob: Cathy, how can you tell where your pee is going?
Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.
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Random Words:
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What you say when someone's jokes are lame.
Corny person- So, did you like my jokes?
Me- They were so funny I forgot to laugh.....
