Toilet Tackle

What is Toilet Tackle?


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When two people really have to use the bathroom and there is only one available, they run to the toilet and wrestle for use of the bowl until someone is able to get their bare butt firmly situated on the seat. The first person to do this is the winner of the toilet tackle and is able to use the toilet before the other person (a critical move when both parties need to do a number two).

We got back to Jonny's efficiency apartment and both really had to drop the kids off at the pool, so I had to toilet tackle him for the throne.

See pot, fight, number one, duel


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