What is Toilet Tattoo?
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When, after a night of serious drinking, shit is expelled from ones ass with such velocity that it adheres to the toilet almost permanantly. Resembles a hearty spackle or stucco finish and has a bonding ability not unlike a industrial adhesive.
Guy A "Hey man! Rough Night"?
Guy B "How can you tell"?
Guy A "You totally left a toilet tattoo in the stock room"!
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A breathy laugh where the shoulder bounce up and down repeatedly like a dope. It sounds like, "huff huff huff huff."
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A over anxious, impatient person calling every 5 minutes waiting for Ups to arrive
The UpsBasterd was offered overnight air but refused..
