Toilet Tattoo

What is Toilet Tattoo?

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When, after a night of serious drinking, shit is expelled from ones ass with such velocity that it adheres to the toilet almost permanantly. Resembles a hearty spackle or stucco finish and has a bonding ability not unlike a industrial adhesive.

Guy A "Hey man! Rough Night"?

Guy B "How can you tell"?

Guy A "You totally left a toilet tattoo in the stock room"!

See toilet, tattoo, shit, tatoo
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