Toki Wartooth

What is Toki Wartooth?


1.

The second fast guitarist in the world. Also the rhythm guitarist for Dethklok, the band from the show Metalocalypse. Toki is norwegian and speaks with a very noticable accent. His english is somewhat understandable seeing as how he adds "s" onto words where it does not belong. Toki is seen as the "cutesy" figure of the metal band and has an obesseion with candy and his "deddybear".

Pickles: Toki doesnt do anything!

Nathan: Hey, he makes sandwhiches alright?

Murderface: I make sandwhiches.

Nathan: WOAH! TOKI DOESNT DO ANYTHING!

"Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee"

See toki, dethklok, metalocalypse

2.

The Rythm guitarist for the band Dethklok, He is the 2nd fastest guitarist alive (next to skwisgaar skwigelf whon is 1st and the lead guitars for Dethklok) and is not a bumble bee. He was abandoned as a child in a village in Norway neer Lillehammer. His Interests include Gibson Flying V guitars, building model airplanes, clowns, candy, playing Dance Dance Revolution, making macaroni art, surfing the internet, pickled herring sandwiches, mosh pits, vibrating codpieces, safety briefings, giving himself "a really cool blowjob" (actually a nosebleed), kissing beautiful goils, Nihilism, Orthos the Tooth-Collector and actual sausage festivals.

Toki wartooth not a bumble bee,

See toki, dethklok


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