Tokien Nerd

What is Tokien Nerd?


1.

It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.

J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1

2.

A really loser fan of really really super kool movies and books. Can repeat any chapter, and speak elvish. Also stalks many of the stars.

Shakespears' got nothing on Tolkien, he invented Elvish, Shakespears only got English

See Homefrog


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