What is Tokien Nerd?
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It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1
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A really loser fan of really really super kool movies and books. Can repeat any chapter, and speak elvish. Also stalks many of the stars.
Shakespears' got nothing on Tolkien, he invented Elvish, Shakespears only got English
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Random Words:
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A person who is seriously unattractive. Where anal sex may be the only option since the facial features may cause nausea.
Used when &q..
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1) when asshats marry
2) hooking up trailers or other people via asshitch
My IQ 85 cousin's getting married and he wants me to RS..