What is Tokien Nerd?
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It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.
J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1
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A really loser fan of really really super kool movies and books. Can repeat any chapter, and speak elvish. Also stalks many of the stars.
Shakespears' got nothing on Tolkien, he invented Elvish, Shakespears only got English
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n. obese fat woman with a beard or a huge fat man with questionable gender. looks like a walrus standing upright
holy crap look at that..