Tokyo Jiffy Lube

What is Tokyo Jiffy Lube?


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When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.

"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."

"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"

"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."

"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"

"Nani?"

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