What is Tolkein Cock?
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Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.
Made up exclusively by me.
Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"
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Someone who is very pedantic, self indulged, persistent, always thinks their right and loves badgers bumb holes.
"Stop Asking me t..
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When a child is born, but nothing else is found but shit.
Woman: Arrrgh this shit is so hard to get out of my ass
*thud
Man: Holy shi..
