What is Tolkein Cock?
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Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.
Made up exclusively by me.
Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"
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A claim of satisfaction when the reality is complete and utter dissatisfaction.
Your friend: How's the married life treating you?
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See also Knob Jockey
Ben Warner is the captain Jockey of the Knobs. And he's a bum ninja
See arse, gay, jockey, knob, jew..
