What is Tolkein Cock?
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Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.
Made up exclusively by me.
Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"
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a littel man that drinks and trows up when he chugs wastes beer and kind of gay
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You've probably never heard of it.
Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out...