What is Tolkein Cock?
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Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.
Made up exclusively by me.
Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"
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The sign of ultimate boredom and isolation when ur in the school omputer lab. Typed simply by going bottom-to-top on the keyboard.
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when one is peeing standing up and aims his urine at the stuck on feces from a previous duecein order to scrub the feces loose.
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Vomiting on your partner during sex.
After ten beers, I gave Gary a chunky shower while I was buttfucking him.
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