What is Tolkein Cock?
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Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.
Made up exclusively by me.
Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"
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When your doing a girl in the ass, and she cums. One rubs her cum all over her face.
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felatio with a twist.... the person eating you out has a mouth full of egg salad
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