What is Tolkein Cock?
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Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.
Made up exclusively by me.
Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"
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When two Policks give each other a bear hug with dual erections.
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when you queefe out of your vagina in the shape of an elephant or a giraffe or patrick stumph.
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a midjet with a bong beigger than him
holy crap that id has a yahtzeeugar
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