What is Tolkein Cock?
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Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.
Made up exclusively by me.
Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"
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Noun, ohgish, slang; Term for female genitalia.
You put the Perp Terb in the Pickle Jerr.
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a guy who gives a girl a rele sweet teddy that smells like him and a heart necklace :)
'omg he pulled a joseph russell'
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