What is Tolkein Cock?
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Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.
Made up exclusively by me.
Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"
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Random Words:
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Cockney rhyming slang : Zorba the Greek - Leak (Urination)
I'm going for a zorba the greek.
See Ferd..
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the biggest possible geek...must have glasses
Brendab Kelly is just like Zorba the Geek...