What is Tolkein Cock?
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Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.
Made up exclusively by me.
Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"
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to shit anywhere unlikely, with an overall goal of somebody stepping or putting their hand in.
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Wack Ass Gay God of Testicles
Someone that is extremely homosexual. Beyond flamer, and usually a dick about it.
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