What is Tolkein Cock?
1.
Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.
Made up exclusively by me.
Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"
See
Random Words:
1.
An admission of one's own homosexuality.
Tyrone: Bro, I just dropped the queer bomb on my parents. They are taking it pretty bad.
..
1.
When a guy/girl randomly chews on a mans penis or genitalia, usually resulting in excess blood, and pain, shortly followed by screaming ..
