Tolkein Cock

What is Tolkein Cock?


1.

Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.

Made up exclusively by me.

Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"

Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"

See JDM


48

Random Words:

1. Don't Give Half A Fuck. It's DGAF, but to a greater extent. Guy 1: Dude, me and Suzie just got back together! Guy 2: DGHAF ..
1. To rant or ramble. All he does is jibbasize, and I'm getting really annoyed...
1. a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it. vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their Go..