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Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.
Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to d..
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when you've had a poo and not wiped your bum properly resulting in an annoying itch.
"I've got an itchy arse, must still..
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Very bad anal sex.
Last night I had a shit fuckwith Marty.
See fuck, shit, sex, fucking, shitting..