Tomatoe Salad

What is Tomatoe Salad?

When a guy has a hemroid and takes a shit, he wipes too hard which busts it and the woman cleans the shit mixed with blood by licking it up

After my wife gave me a blumpkin, she was still hungry for a tomatoe salad.

See tomatoe soup, ketchup, egg salad

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