Tomesque Edit Meaning

1. a huge smothering, veiny cock that fulfills the urgent needs of a fat asain coctail waitress. "Oh ya i heard about that guy giving..

1. Taking a crap in a urinal. Some one U-DOOKIED the mens room again. Did you here, about the U-DOOKY in the mens room. See urinal, shit..

1. Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, ..