What is Tony Cottee?
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1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties
2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)
LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.
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