What is Tony Cottee?
1.
1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties
2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)
LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.
See
Random Words:
1.
A verb used to describe the act of ramming a cock down one's left cheek and sucking on it while bitching endlessly about how men ar..