Tony Cottee

What is Tony Cottee?

1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties

2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)

LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.

See ringpiece, bumhole, aris, council gritter

Vegetarian Party

1. A gathering of women where men (meat) are strictly not allowed to attend. The opposite of sausage fest. Hey guys, come on over tonight..

Quadratise

1. 1) to make a function involving terms expressible with Taylor series into a funtion of second order 2)cockney mathematical rhyming slan..

Twatiana

1. an underage slut; a girl who is too young to have a hamburgered twat. Look at that twatiana's twatty twat! See twat, slut, undera..

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