Tony Cottee

What is Tony Cottee?

1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties

2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)

LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.

See ringpiece, bumhole, aris, council gritter

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