Too Drunk

What is Too Drunk?


1.

When the hamster begins to look good.

When the French guy said, "You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" he was probably implying that Arthur's father was too drunk one critical night.

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2.

Too: More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.

Drunk: To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.

Too drunk: The point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other 'important' functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.

Russell has never been too drunk.


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