What is Too Tan Sam?
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A guy who has been stuck in the tanning bed for too long that he has surpassed a normal bronzed color, and is abnormally dark. This is usually extra noticable in the winter months.
Too tan Sam over there looks like he was well done in the toaster oven.
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Look at too tan sam1 It's december and he's orange!
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That disgusting clump of ice, snow and slush that accumulates under your car's fenders behind the wheels during the winter months.
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A man who anally rapes children and dogs. Escapes on BMX bike.
That guy jacking it on that cat's back is a Vintage Chromoly
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