What is Too Tan Sam?
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A guy who has been stuck in the tanning bed for too long that he has surpassed a normal bronzed color, and is abnormally dark. This is usually extra noticable in the winter months.
Too tan Sam over there looks like he was well done in the toaster oven.
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Look at too tan sam1 It's december and he's orange!
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guy who sits there and listens to our pathetic urban dictionary definitions. He makes fun of us but we love him anyways. Anywho...69
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A disease one may contract while living in the dorms at SDSU.
You look like shit RJ.
Yeah, I think that guy I hooked up with gave me t..
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Have a bunch of friends hide in the closet or in the next room. Get a girl, while doing her doggy style take her hair in one big fist an..
