What is Too Tan Sam?
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A guy who has been stuck in the tanning bed for too long that he has surpassed a normal bronzed color, and is abnormally dark. This is usually extra noticable in the winter months.
Too tan Sam over there looks like he was well done in the toaster oven.
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Look at too tan sam1 It's december and he's orange!
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Member of the three part girl band the Dixie Chicks, she plays banjo, dobro, accordion and guitar, and is the sister of Martie Maguirean..
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when someone severly beats you at somthing and leaves you like waste
KAIZA: That waste cadet got completely merkalized in that beef ini..