What is Too Tan Sam?
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A guy who has been stuck in the tanning bed for too long that he has surpassed a normal bronzed color, and is abnormally dark. This is usually extra noticable in the winter months.
Too tan Sam over there looks like he was well done in the toaster oven.
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Look at too tan sam1 It's december and he's orange!
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Random Words:
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1) the act of eating one's gay
2) shut up
dude 1:Hey man I saw your sister naked!
dude 2: eat my gay
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a description you give to someone that deserves the word w00t to describe them and they are also delicious.
Wow sexy, you sure are w00t..