What is Too Tan Sam?
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A guy who has been stuck in the tanning bed for too long that he has surpassed a normal bronzed color, and is abnormally dark. This is usually extra noticable in the winter months.
Too tan Sam over there looks like he was well done in the toaster oven.
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Look at too tan sam1 It's december and he's orange!
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