What is Too Tan Sam?
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A guy who has been stuck in the tanning bed for too long that he has surpassed a normal bronzed color, and is abnormally dark. This is usually extra noticable in the winter months.
Too tan Sam over there looks like he was well done in the toaster oven.
Or
Look at too tan sam1 It's december and he's orange!
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Random Words:
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some one who is all shiny neat clean and soft on the outside, but yet is full of shit
joe he is a real bagahdonuts! AKA Joey Bagahdonu..
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a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint
look at the stupid paint eating monkey
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a monkey who eats paint
babbon in a pai..
