Took Her To Church

What is Took Her To Church?


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A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.

I took the blonde home from the bar then took her to church.

See one night stand, missionary, dead fish


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