What is Toolshelf?
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A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?
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C.M.F.M. stands for Catch Me Fuck Me! shoes that scream "F___K me!"
Any heel higher than 3 inches. Usually spike or stiletto..
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FDC-like in manner, or trying to be.
See Rhonda..
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the act of having ones period
Jackie periodnated all over her new white pants.
God why is Ashley being a bigger bitch than normal toda..
