What is Toolshelf?
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A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?
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Noun-
A girl that won't put out, or is to exclusive for sex (like the velvet red ropes at clubs)
Fred- Dude did you get any last ..
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ball sweat a.k.a. duck butter
It smells like italian dressing in here.
See balls, swampy, sweat, ass, guys..
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more queer than most folk, possibly the queerest person in the room at any one point
You're so queer, you're so here, you&apo..