What is Toolshelf?
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A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?
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Collecting a fart direct from your ass and cupping it
Your gonna taste the Hand of Gas if you do that again
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something thats happening in the left ass cheek of me right now and its been going on for over half an hour and im about to shove needle..
