What is Toolshelf?
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A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?
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A fake boner made by a fold in one's jeans.
Everyone's eyes were trained on Matthew as he played the bongo drum. Little did ..
