What is Toolshelf?
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A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?
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A phrase used to mock someone that is not cool or doesn't have "cool points". (Cool points are entirely made up and based..
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a leather-clad man-slave with an affinity for western wear.
Man 1: "When did they start letting Honkey Konkey's in here?"..
