What is Toolshelf?
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A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?
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when a man shits in a pussy and fucks it out.
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Genius amongst men. Has answer for everything. Even when making an answer up he is somehow correct. Full of useless, yet handy, knowl..