What is Toolshelf?
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A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?
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a very white Mormon person who hates gays and anybody who is different in any way
Even in San Fransisco won't talk to gay people, ..
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One who uses smegma as a lubricant when engaging in masturbation
That guy Horace is a real smegmastur.
See smegma, smegmaster, cheeze,..
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You know when the manager is walking down the hall because of the way they "clomp" when they walk
I'm glad I peeped that..
