What is Toolshelf?
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A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?
Random Words:
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28 inch rims (refering to the 28 days in the month)
I just threw some feburaries on my Escalade
See rims, dubs, deez, tires, blades..