What is Toolshelf?
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A loser who tries to impress you by telling you stories about how cool he is. The problem is, his bullshit stories aren't even that good. Slightly less annoying than a toolshed, but more annoying than a tool.
Did you hear that toolshelf bragging about his collection of 80s music on vinyl?
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not yet mature or experienced(an allusion to the wetness behind a newborn baby's ears)
As far as education goes, you are still wet..
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When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you&apos..