Toonser

What is Toonser?


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A typical mink from Aberdeen or "Aiberdeen min".

With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"

MALE:

Dead end/No job,

Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,

Berghaus jacket,

Stripey jumper,

Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,

Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),

Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.

FEMALE:

No job,

Chain smoker,

Ugly,

Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',

Became a mother at 13,

Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,

Sovereign ring,

Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,

Berghaus jacket.

See tink, townie, ned, mink


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