Top Crack

What is Top Crack?

The art of wiping the top of your ass crack with the backside of your thumb and smelling it.

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Recordify

1. the act of recording.(as known by president George. W. Bush.) While you are having phone sex with your ole lady we are gonna recordify ..

Eversman Defense

1. Defending one's self by telling that a previous statement was a joke. Mainly used when other people were offended by said statement..

Pat Raftered

1. Taken after the famous tennis player for reasons unknown, Pat Raftered comes form the term "Packed to the Rafters", meaning th..

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