Top Crack

What is Top Crack?

The art of wiping the top of your ass crack with the backside of your thumb and smelling it.

Yo, my top crack is mad good today!

See ass, smell, crack, flowers

Hotjesus

1. A hot jesus (pronounced HEY_SUESS) is when you flip someone on their stomach and empty a jar of hot sauce into their ass and then fuck t..

Anti-crombieist

1. Someone who ignorantly hates abercrombie and fith and co. (abercrobmie kids, Hollister) for dumb reasons such as "it's too exp..

Montagologue

1. n. 1 a: a dramatic and impressionistic sequence of heterogeneous ideas linked usually by verbal dissolves and superimpositions of the mi..

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