What is Top Gear Rule?
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An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.
The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
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A fucking desperate bitch, pronounced with a Southern accent for full-bodied effect.
Hungry ceww-gar
That Liz is such a hungry cewgar,..
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Prone to wetting ones pants whenever a load noise happens unexpected.
Holy crap! Scareditzky just pissed his pants when I sneezed!
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