What is Top Gear Rule?
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An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.
The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
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to insert a 6-8 inch "knife" to cut the turkey (womans asshole)
"She looks like she needs a 6-8 slice of turkey"
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A tarty woman past her prime.
Pat butcher from eastenders,
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A woman past child-bearing age. See, generally, Self, Wil..