What is Top Gear Rule?
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An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.
The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
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The process of having intercourse with a really unattractive girl/guy, to ensure you don't catch an STI.
Andy says: I gave that Jo..
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When something is only worth having a quick wank (masturbation) over.
If it isn't worth a short wank, it becomes 'not even qu..
