Top Red

What is Top Red?


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A manchester united supporter who is clearly a better fan than anyone else

a few requirements:

- dont buy replica shirts

- anyone who wears a replica shirt is a cunt

- must wear ALL black to away games

- before games you must stand in the street drinking cans of stella artois

- must come from manchester

- all manchester bands are great

- ian brown is the greatest singer of all time

- musn't support england

- must not watch soccer am

- must get to your seat at home games no earlier than 10mins before kick-off

"Anyone who wears a replica shirt is a JCL OOT numpty"

- top red

See top, red, manchester, united


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