Topless Nachos

What is Topless Nachos?


1.

using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.

usually done across the car while the man is driving.

it's very distracting.

Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!

Other Man: Why?

Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!

See footjob, nacho, topless, dumb bitch

2.

Nacho cheese eaten off a womans naked chest with chips

those were the best nachos ever. especially off naked boobies. mmm topless nachos.

See naked, boobie, topless, nachos, cheese


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