What is Topless Nachos?
1.
using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
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2.
Nacho cheese eaten off a womans naked chest with chips
those were the best nachos ever. especially off naked boobies. mmm topless nachos.
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1. 
Term used to describe vigorous sex with a some hot bitch.  Usually used in a hypothetical situation- bar talk.
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When a guy cums on a bitches face and she leaves it to dry.
Bill gave Sally a Gothic Mole After a good night at the movies...