What is Topless Nachos?
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using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
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2.
Nacho cheese eaten off a womans naked chest with chips
those were the best nachos ever. especially off naked boobies. mmm topless nachos.
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Random Words:
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aka "O.P.S."; (n) a not-so-rare skin condition that develops when an individual spends the day watching porn and eating Cheeto..
