What is Topless Nachos?
1.
using the foot and toes to stroke the penis.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it's very distracting.
Man: Dude! I totaled my car yesterday!
Other Man: Why?
Man: My chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
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2.
Nacho cheese eaten off a womans naked chest with chips
those were the best nachos ever. especially off naked boobies. mmm topless nachos.
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Smoking marijuana after consuming enough alcohol to be inebriated.
"yo, last nizzight, i was sooo hot on top i ate an entire box o..
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a drink which is unspeakably vile.
The beer has gone bad! I asked for a Bud Light, they gave me Gutterschlager instead
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