Topshelf

What is Topshelf?


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A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.

On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!

See top shelf, dump, shit, prank


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