What is Topshelf?
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A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.
On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!
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1. noun, The penis as it leaves it's state of erection when the owner of the penis does not want it to. For opposites, see The Surp..
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Being totally puffed out.
Bugger me mate! I'm flabbergastered!
See buggered, tired
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Under the influence of alcohol/drugs.
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