What is Topshelf?
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A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.
On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!
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Any person who has the name Gay Farmer. But also any of the many homosexuals who work in agriculture.
"Hi. My name is Gay Farmer, ..
