What is Topshelf?
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A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.
On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!
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Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimul..
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A black pussy. Often used to make fun of a thin white guy, reasons unknown.
Dude, you are such a pigger nussy.
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