What is Torgfaced?
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The feeling one gets after receiving a Alabama hot pocket while drunk while being gang raped by 5 or more transvestite midgets.
Yooo Mike man did you see all those midgets last night?? Oh man you were totally Torgfaced
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Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan.
Thats the fourth phantom piss this mornin..
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A Quickie involving at least one Asian.
LING : what did you and your girlfriend do last night ping?
PING: we made some instant rice
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