What is Torgfaced?
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The feeling one gets after receiving a Alabama hot pocket while drunk while being gang raped by 5 or more transvestite midgets.
Yooo Mike man did you see all those midgets last night?? Oh man you were totally Torgfaced
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a job done half-assed; a half-hearted attempt; a one cheek effort
He did a one cheeker - he ordered his plane ticket but never filed fo..
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an expression used to identify failure of the epic kind
Astronaut: "Sir, the pants have landed."
Sir: "OMFG THIS IS EPI..