Torn A New Asshole

What is Torn A New Asshole?

To thoroughly berate someone, usually publicly.

After I missed the deadline for submitting the project bid, I got torn a new asshole by my boss in front of the entire staff.

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To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.

The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

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