What is Torpy?
1.
a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like
you've got to get torpy out of my salad dressing
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2.
mean.
when describing someone or something as being mean, one would use the word torpy, referring to Torpy herself who is the epitome of unkindess and unfriendlyness.
"Oh my god, you're sooo torpy"
"Don't be so torpy!!"
"What a torpy bitch!"
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3.
someone who spends most of the day on a computer and looking like they havn't seen the sun in 5 years (due to excessive computer gaming) and acts as though he has as many friends in the real world as he does in his cyber world. Has an abnormally small head for his bodysize and arthritic hands from a strange fetish with rubix cubes. Also loves goosebumps books and often has wet dreams about their author steven king.
man, that dude is such a torpy. all he does is play world of warcraft.
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