Tortoised

What is Tortoised?


1.

over consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point you fall asleep

There tortoised there gonna be calling in sick to work tomorrow

See hung over, alcoholic, drunk, beer, wine, boozer, brotato, Tortoised


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