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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No..
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The use of space travel as a metaphor for beating your wife.
Ralph: One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to..
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Another name for George Bush.
And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world...