Toss A Log To The Lawn Gods

What is Toss A Log To The Lawn Gods?

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When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle

Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?

Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.

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