Tosswaddler

What is Tosswaddler?

A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.

Stems from tosser and waddler.

GuyA: See that guy over there?

GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?

GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...

GuyB: What a tosswaddler!

See toss, tosser, waddle, waddler, pocket pool, masturbation

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