What is Total Eclipse Of The Heart?


1.

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.

Turn around, bright eyes...

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..

Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.

2.

The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.

Once upon a time I was falling in love

But now I'm only falling apart

Nothing I can do

A total eclipse of the heart

Once upon a time there was light in my life

But now there's only love in the dark

Nothing I can say

A total eclipse of the heart


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