Totally Straight

What is Totally Straight?

1.

A guy is totally straight when he is completely, 100%, definitely not gay. This is the kind of guy who will let you know, at every opportunity that he isn't gay... very not gay. Boy is this guy not gay. Hey, did you ever hear him tell you about the time he was totally having sex with this chick? This guy is NOT GAY... just ask him... or don't, he'll tell you anyway.

"Man, I'm so totally straight. I would never have sex with a dude, I have sex with women! Did I mention that I'm straight?"

See gay, homosexual, frat boy, closet case, bromosexual, beard
73

Random Words:

Fantastilicious
1. when you want to just lick your lips and say fantastic! Mmm... that was fantastilicious..
Read more
Grappy
1. Crappy gravy made by women who think they can cook. My mom's gravy tasted crappy; with chunks of flour and fat mixed in, therefore..
Read more
Qwiboda
1. dumb ass/ smart ass Kristen and Danny.. being mad for nothing and the talking about eating out and blowing See larissa 1. dumb ass/ ..
Read more