Totes

What is Totes?

1.

(abbreviation) stands for totally.

-Do you agree with me?

-totes.

See stella

2.

A fucking lame way to say "totally"

FOOD IS TOTES GOOD LOL stfu

See ha

3.

Short for "totally"

I am totes sick of working here.

See Jenn

4.

Totes, pronounced like boats with a "t," is a shortened form of the word totally.

a. Isn't that guy over there really cute?

b. totes.

See awesome, concur, sweet, yeah

5.

Abbreviated version of "totally." All words that "totes" modifies should be abbreviated if at all possible; some exceptions apply.

Original usage is "totes obvi" and should never be used by people who actually use "obvi" in conversation.

I am totes starve tonight.

That comment was totes inapprop.

Those test questions were totes ridic!

I can't believe he wouldn't buy me a drink. He is totes cheap!

See totally, obvi, obnox

6.

How to say Totally in retard

Omg I am Totes there bfflflfllfbfllflbfllfbfl!!!!

*kicked in the thoat*

See retard, hate, kill, people who should die

7.

An abbreviated form of 'totally'. Used in conversation because one syllable is better than three.

Barry: 'I am totes going to the party! It's going to be immense!'

Barney: 'Hells yeah!'

See wevz, totally, for shizzle, f'real

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