What is Touch Cloth?
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1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed
2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in
Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?
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One usually "touches cloth" when he/she passes gas and pokes out a turtle head while their pants are still on them. Then a peice of poo then touches their underwear leaving a small stain. This is usually uncomfortable to walk around with.
Dude, I floated an air biscuit and touched cloth.
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Angrily masturbating or masturbating while irritated.
I began irritabating to relieve the stress of blue balls...
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A phrase coined by Avizzle defining pimple-plauged 16 year old hardasses on the internet.
These unfortunate souls do not have the capac..
