Touch The Monkey

What is Touch The Monkey?

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean

a) To literally touch a monkey.

b) To masturbate.

a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.

b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.

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