Touchies Edit Meaning

1. Hoyng ths sound made by david hasselhoff's penis when it becomes erect HOYNG "oh no you hear that Hasselhoffs cock is hard a..

1. The act of slapping your partner across the face with a condom loaded with semen. Breezy thought she was all that because I let her hit..

1. n. Dumb mammal. Big idiot. -Dad, why can't I read? -Because you are a chom. See dumbass, dumbshit, moron, idiot 2. any human wi..