Town Crier

What is Town Crier?


1.

When a man and a woman are having sexual relations in the missionary position, and the man fits his entire scrotum into the woman's vagina, and then slapping his penis onto the top of the woman's pubic area while mimicing the sound of a large bell followed by exclaiming the time of day and then the phrase "And all is well". It is part of the Colonial Times sexual moves.

"Ben Reilly gave me a Town Crier last night! It was awesome!"

"4 o' Clock and all is well!"

See bats in the belfry, dogs in the bathtub, colonial, boston tea party, crier


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