What is Town Drunk?
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The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).
The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!
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White collared individuals who frequently attend happy hours, socialize with friends and get drunk during the week while never missing a day of work. Town drunks can often be seen doing the
Karen our friends in the city are a bunch of town drunks, they are at happy hour again!
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A gravity defying hairstyle worn my women who are always teabagging guys.
Guy 1: Greg and I gave Sherry Teabag Hair last night
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A vagina characterized by beauty.
When Destiny took off her panties and spread eagle for me, she was absolutely vageautiful...