Town Drunk

What is Town Drunk?


1.

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).

The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!

See Lefty

2.

White collared individuals who frequently attend happy hours, socialize with friends and get drunk during the week while never missing a day of work. Town drunks can often be seen doing the Irish Commutehome from happy hour.

Karen our friends in the city are a bunch of town drunks, they are at happy hour again!

See irish commute, drunk, happy hour, drinking, business


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