What is Town Drunk?
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The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).
The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!
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White collared individuals who frequently attend happy hours, socialize with friends and get drunk during the week while never missing a day of work. Town drunks can often be seen doing the
Karen our friends in the city are a bunch of town drunks, they are at happy hour again!
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Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.
Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate..
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a once annual event orchestrated by a group of adolecences in which random artifacts or "junk" is collected prior to 'Goo..
