Towned Edit Meaning

1.

A bastardization of the concatenation of "told" and "owned"

Oh dang...you just got towned.

See Chicken

2.

Related to Owned. it's applied to people that uses cheats on counter strike: source servers.

Tower uses cheats. Tower has been banned from the server. he has been TOWNED.

See towned, owned, tower, strike, source, server, cheats

3.

A hybridization of "towed" and "owned." Used in reference to a situation where your car gets towed away and you get slapped with a huge fine at the most inopportune time.

"Man, Eugene got totally towned by Smitty's Towing Services this morning."

See towed, owned, towing, smitty, damnit

4.

A bastardization of "totally" and "owned".

You didn't just get owned, you got TOWNED!