Toxic Farts

What is Toxic Farts?


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best denfense mechanism against innocent bystanders when you are trying to get thru huge crowds of people or if you are trying to get thru long lines of people. Just eat a shit load of gaseous food the night before and when opportunity knocks please answer and for the sake of humanity let er rip.

Booom!*someone emmiting a toxic fart* Oh dude, what was that? Who shit? Man let's get out of here. *people start running away* Mission accomplished. Oh what fun it is to let out some ol'toxic farts.

See farts, toxic, lines, gas, shit


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