What is Toyota?
1.
A great Japanese Car company who makes
quality cars(not like fuckin american companies with their POS junkers which break down like shit)
As I drove on the high way, i saw a ford smoking from its hood.
2.
1. A supremely reliable car of Japanese design. Formerly imported direct from Japan, now more commonly assembled in the USA.
2. Most likely any non-Honda car with over 300,000 on the odometer.
3. A vehicle with normally bland body styling, an underpowered engine, and weak acceleration that is easy on the wallet, and prettymuch indestructible.
4. A company known mostly for the Camry, that has a produced a few outstanding exceptions to itself. Namely the Celica Supra, and the Mid-Engined MR2.
5. Also sold under the Brand 'Lexus', and more recently 'Scion'.
Me: Dad, when are you going to get rid of that '73 Corona of yours?
Dad: When the engine finally dies.
Me: Let's see. The heater's broken, the trunk is rusted out, the odometer is nearly at 400,000, the radio is somewhere around a truck stop on Skykomish, and the exaust system is prettymuch useless. One day you're going to go outside, there will just be the engine sitting by it's lonely self in the driveway and it will STILL work.
During the 1980's the Toyota Camry was prettymuch a government issued car.
3.
Yet another Japanese car manufacturer. Known by ricers as God for creating the Toyota Supra. Had the movie, Fast and Furious not come out, none of these ignorant ricer kids would know shit about the Supra.
Bob: Dale, did you know Toyota is going to be in NASCAR next year?
Dale: ....
Bob: Dale?
4.
Toyota: A Japanese baced automotive company that is highly involved in CART and Indy racing leauges. Produces efficent and long lasting cars, as well as performance cars such as
"My 1991 MR2 has a E.T. of 12.1 with only $26,000 invested (inclueding car). Try finding a car for $26K that can do that."
5.
Cars that used to be more reliable than domestic builders in the 1970s, 1980s, and part of the 1990s. However, they have assumed that they can build good cars by divine right, and have made many problematic vehicles. One such example is the poor PCV system found on their 3.0L V6. They are also convinced that only an idiot can have a warranty problem with one of their cars, and if you do, prepare for a fight.
My mother had an oil leak from her 2002 Solara. For 1 hour and 30 minutes, We had to listen to some snobby salesman tell us that Toyotas can't break unless maintained by idiots. Finally the dealership mechanic pointed out the oil leak, and the rude salesman didn't even make an attempt at an apology.
The manufacturer that is making new domestic drivers everyday.
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6.
One of the many tools of Japan to take over America, possibly even all of Asia. Designs products for hippies that are no longer free birds, primarily for 50 yr old women. Doesn't have the balls to make anything exciting anymore.
I'm a proud American. I have a Toyota for my ride, a Sony TV, Samsung cellphone. Not to mention many fine products made in China, Taiwan, and of course Japan. God Bless America!
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7.
A japanese car corporation that makes crappy vehicals for stupid americans who would rather support japans economy more than there own.
Sue: I can't belive my dads car broke down while he was driving me to school
Tom: dosen't your dad have a Toyota
Sue: Uhh Yeah
Tom: Then why are you so suprised, maybe you should buy america next time.
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