T.q.m. Edit Meaning

1. Describing the floppyness of an uncircumcised penis. Girl: Your walking funny. Guy: It's my penis. It's so flapidagious toda..

1. A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn&a..

1. An extremely pleasurable past time which is considered by many as the most awesome activity one can partake in whilst alone. A mc fap na..