T.q.m. Edit Meaning

1. A penis that is wrapped in two “hamburger buns”…aka…the butt cheeks of a striper. "Tina came over to my place and had a gurth burg..

1. A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar. Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni..

1. A sport that you have to be fast to do. Usually made fun of by fat kids who can't run. These fat kids usually stay home, get fat, a..